Category:The Declaration Of Independence

"We hold certain truths to be self evident: that while all men are created equal, all cheeses are indeed not created equal. Some cheese is amazing, like a nice smoked cheddar or those balls of mozzarela that come in water, and some cheese is horrendous, like the imitation cheese that comes individually wrapped in plastic that gets put on sandwiches that isn't really cheese at all: it's actually just a cheese product; what does that even mean? Anyways, we, therefore, the Republic Of Cheesistan, in a general internet video assembled by the authority of the good people of Cheesistan, solemly publish and declare that this republic ought to be a free and independent country. Cheese it!"