The Department of Defense and Cheese Weaponry

The DODCW, or Department of Defence and Cheese Weaponry, is the main force of protection in Cheesistan. The Republic's military falls under the DODCW. Theoretically the DODCW is supposed also act as the police force of the Republic, but due to the wars, insanity, and under-staffing, this is simply not possible. Fortunately, the Republic has the lowest crime rate in the world so far and is looked after by several super-powered beings including the Jarl of Stringcheese, Wallace, Prophet ( to an extent ), and SOGWORT.

Structure
Currently the DODCW is run by Captain Ringo McClellan, the Minister of Defense.