Troll Arena

Troll Arena... I'll readd the content later, the internet went down in mid-publish. I had already had a really nice article written, and now it's totally gone and I just can't remember what I wrote or summon the level of snark required to fix it right now. The best I can do is salvage the troll list.

How Candidates are Selected
~HIGHLY DESCRIPTIVE PARAGRAPH DETAILING THE PROCESS~
 * 1) Aradia Megido
 * 2) Tavros "Pathetic" Nitram
 * 3) Sollux Captor - I actually respect this guy.
 * 4) Karkat "Harmless Grouch" Vantas
 * 5) Nepeta "Everyone's Favourite" Leijon
 * 6) Kanaya "-censored-" Maryam ( The lawyers made me get rid of her charming nickname. )
 * 7) Terezi Pyrope ( I could not find a sufficient nickname. )
 * 8) Vriska F***IN' Sekret ( Not a nickname, that's her actual middle name. Censored for courtesy. )
 * 9) Irrelevant guy... Equius something? Maybe?
 * 10) Gamzee "HELL NO" Makara
 * 11) Eridan "STFU" Ampora
 * 12) Feferi "Get Over Yourself" Peixes

Arena Rules
Rules.

Victors List
Sollux Captor