The Lawyers Made Me Say It

Those kooky lawyers, always trying to be the hand of society and hold us down and repress us. Anyway, if you're seeing this page that means our resident lawyers have forced me to add a flaw in my otherwise perfect logic for the sake of the logic-impaired. Or I was emo-bashing again. Or hating a little too intensely on Homestuck, Tumblr, the Internet or good ol' Murrica.

The LGBT
In particular, the LGBT's lesbian demon lawyers have used their nefarious wit to bring me up on hundreds of thousands of charges, including sexual harrasement, being a public menace, vandalizing wikis, and jaywalking. This is all in a thinly-veiled attempt to punish me for attempting to reveal their dastardly agenda of throwing secret underground pillow parties. ( Oh and also that thing where they are trying to assimilate all of humanity into their ranks to ensure the amount of nutritious women's fiction and sugary-sweet homoerotic fan-fic never ends to ensure demonic survival for as long as the planet lasts. I don't really care so much about that crap though, because it's so obvious that anyone who hasn't picked up on it is a complete idiot. I just assumed that people stopped caring sometime during the 60's. )

Emo Bashing
UGH! EMOS! Read more here and here. On occassion, emos have also forced me to edit my snarky wit down to a level that they can comprehend and cope with. Particularly my favourite sport of emo-bashing, deemed "politically incorrect", is being cut down to a depressing ( but not their kind of depressing) level. However, time and again I still indulge.

Rants
Recently, my awesome rants about things people should really be fixing but choose to ignore, have come under fire for being "too long", "hard to follow", "dogmatic and insane", "being grossly politically incorrect", "littered with self-indulgence and non sequitirs", "featuring flagrant use of long lists and run-on sentences", "being spicier than blackened hyper-Cajun Boudin injected with bhut jolokia", "using the Oxford comma", and "using words I don't understand." Sensing a worthy opponent the lawyers of the world have united to destroy my ablitiy to deliver righteous rants or even make valid, logical points. This has resulted in the tragic shortening, rewording, de-flavouring, and even outright deletion of my precious masterworks of wordsmithy. You can help by keeping Bay12, that wonderland of free expression, sensibility, and culture, up and running by donating to the Great and Powerful Toad and his equally amazing brother of the Three Toes.